I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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