I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You ruined the universe
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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