Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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