remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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