We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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