Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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