Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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