actually, I'm a sock model
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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