i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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