I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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