I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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