No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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