the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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