her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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