3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
