We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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