If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
can u get pink eye on your cock?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
that may or may not have been my penis.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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