i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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