i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Small penises have feelings too.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
