So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
