wanna go halves on a baby?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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