You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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