how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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