Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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