weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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