Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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