you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
a search helicopter?!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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