Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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