8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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