I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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