I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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