In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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