i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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