Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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