If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
