on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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