no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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