Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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