you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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