Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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