Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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