after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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