I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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