Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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