How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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