Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
