and you said cock pushups were impossible
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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