Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize