Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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