Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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