I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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