what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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