yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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