you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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