just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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