You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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